January 2011
42 posts
Church Guilt
Mom: So you didn’t go to church today?
Me: Well I woke up, but then I fell back asleep.
Mom: Did Jesus ever go back to sleep?
Me: He probably did when He ascended into Heaven to rest.
Mom: Yes, from dying for your sins, just sayin.
Embrace the stick. The carrot is overrated.
Happy 1.11.11 Did you know that...
If you take the last 2 digits of year you were born and add it to the age your are turning this year and it will always add up to 111 ?!!?
